Muffined
Muffined is a word with the same meaning as bamboozled or pwned, just more innocently. Most commonly used by BadBoyHalo.
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Muffined
The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.
Muffined by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009
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Muffined
The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.
Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.
Muffined by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009
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Muffindick
A dick that is shaped like a muffin. Often it is caused by a genital wart that from a certain angle causes the dick to look like a muffin.
Dude I had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now I have a muffindick" "Can I suck on your infected muffindick?" "No, you could get muffinlips
Muffindick by DirtyDeed April 8, 2011
Blueberry muffinned
When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
Blueberry muffinned by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021
muffiner
when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes
muffiner by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008
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