muffiger

1. The roll of fat that develops on the hips of a momma bear after two or three birthings, usually most visible in may.

2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.

Tim: Damn there's John he's such a fucking muffiger!

by Ilya69 March 28, 2008

muffig

General state of mind of French people in the morning. Not to take personally.

The Frenchman woke up and was muffig. This generally happens before the first coffee (and sometimes after).

by EricFLondon September 07, 2007