muffinbutt

An affectionate pet name.

"God damn it my girlfiend wont stop calling me muffinbutt!"

by Chrisge April 2, 2008

Muffinbutton

A button that when pushed produces a muffin without any real purpose. The button to the left of the red one and right of the blue one.

Hey, Goku, where'd you get that muffin?

Muffinbutton.

But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.

Then... where'd I get this muffin?

by elemenda October 15, 2011

Muffinboat

When a guy (or girl) is so hot you would let them motorboat your muff.

Damn Enrique is looking fine, he could muffinboat! Or as a noun... Damn Enrique is looking fine, what a muffinboat!

by Galgotgame June 15, 2017

muffinsuit

the awesome combination of wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt, preferably on a rainy or snowy day... but every day is an acceptable day to wear a muffinsuit. llbean moccasins are often worn to complete the look. for males and females.

i don't get how some people get so dressed up for our 8am class. i just roll in like a boss wearing a muffinsuit.

by nosefacekillah October 4, 2011

Muffinbutts

N. the disgusting, bottom part of the muffin that, it would seem, was ignored in the delegation of yummy muffin ingredients like chocolate chips, blueberries, and nuts. They are most commonly discarded or left to rot on a lunch tray.

Stina Shall: Namie, why haven't you finished your muffin?
Lyme Ninja: Pft. I never eat the Muffinbutts.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 20, 2009

muffincunt

Muffincunt: 1) A vagina that is so large and swollen it appears to take the shape of a muffin, being rather bulbous.

2) A term of endearment used towards a lady who is fellatious, but has a heart of gold.

1) God, Tammy had such a muffincunt! It was disgusting!

2) God muffincunt, you crack me up!

by Big Ben September 12, 2004

Muffin Butt

A girl wearing tight jeans that causes said girl's lower back fat/love handles to look as if it were a muffin top making her actual butt the base of the muffin.

Hot damn! Look at that muffin butt!

by passima December 30, 2008