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Girlfiend

A girl who's your friend but treats you like a boyfriend without the positive benefits. Such as sex, emotional support and compassion.
Sandy is such a girlfiend, she is always nagging and bitching about me going out with my guy friends and leaving her bored.
by SeacrestBear November 21, 2010
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Girlfiend

A girlfiend is a girl seems to be part demon in nature. It seems like the most important part of the relationship is the sex... the rest of the relationship is just miserable where she treats you horrible. Almost every night you wonder if your performance was good enough or if you failed and she is going to devour your soul while you sleep. Yet the sex is so good you keep going back...
A girlfiend will constantly nag you and picks on you yet neither of you walks away... like the purpose of the relationship has some darker hidden agenda other than your standard relationship.
by Tsureshon February 22, 2011
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girlfiend

The one who nicks your money, demands your time, blunts your razors, whines about your mates and beats you up in bed. But you love her
'Sorry I can't come to the match, the girlfiend is coming over'
by The original girlfiend January 22, 2004
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Girlfiend

1. Noun; A girl, with whom you are dating, but consistantly seem to apear as though you hate one another.
"Did you see how Sarah called John an asshole and slapped him? They must not like eachother."
"Aren't they dating, though?"
"Oh yeah. She must be his girlfiend."
by TheCoolKiwiBird September 18, 2016
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the girlfiend

The drunk bitch that fucks your roommate while your in the room trying to sleep
Jon brought over the girlfiend and I had to pretend to be sleeping while they fucked for the better part of an hour
by jayson warhawk October 30, 2007
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maciek's girlfriend

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.
Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today
by macieklover221 November 26, 2020
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girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".
"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"
by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015
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