muffincunt 

Muffincunt: 1) A vagina that is so large and swollen it appears to take the shape of a muffin, being rather bulbous.

2) A term of endearment used towards a lady who is fellatious, but has a heart of gold.

1) God, Tammy had such a muffincunt! It was disgusting!

2) God muffincunt, you crack me up!

muffincunt by Big Ben September 12, 2004

Muffinbutton

A button that when pushed produces a muffin without any real purpose. The button to the left of the red one and right of the blue one.

Hey, Goku, where'd you get that muffin?

Muffinbutton.

But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.

Then... where'd I get this muffin?

Muffinbutton by elemenda October 15, 2011

muffinpants 

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.

Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*

muffinpants by pennylane April 2, 2005

muffinsuit 

the awesome combination of wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt, preferably on a rainy or snowy day... but every day is an acceptable day to wear a muffinsuit. llbean moccasins are often worn to complete the look. for males and females.

i don't get how some people get so dressed up for our 8am class. i just roll in like a boss wearing a muffinsuit.

muffinsuit by nosefacekillah October 4, 2011

Muffinbutts 

N. the disgusting, bottom part of the muffin that, it would seem, was ignored in the delegation of yummy muffin ingredients like chocolate chips, blueberries, and nuts. They are most commonly discarded or left to rot on a lunch tray.

Stina Shall: Namie, why haven't you finished your muffin?
Lyme Ninja: Pft. I never eat the Muffinbutts.

Muffinbutts by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 20, 2009

muffinbutt 

An affectionate pet name.

"God damn it my girlfiend wont stop calling me muffinbutt!"

muffinbutt by Chrisge April 2, 2008

Muffincopter 

When a girl eats a muffin, and you swirl your cock in a helicopter motion while finishing on her face

I gave that chick a muffincopter last night. Some got in her eyes.

Muffincopter by Girriod February 28, 2011