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muffe

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.
by Muffe May 12, 2006
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muffe

en kran, som man godt kunne bliverester med
dum en muffe
by jegerduig January 25, 2017
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Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun
Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time
by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019
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Muff Fax

Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.
Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!
by 748134 September 1, 2011
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Muff Gust

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.
A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert
by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011
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muff dong

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
Check out that girls muff dong
by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010
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honkey muffa

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****
by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010
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