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Kran

En pige som ikke er specielt køn men stadig some what fuckable. Hvis du bliver kaldt en kran er det højst sandsynligt ikke ment som et kompliment.
"Se lige hende her dude"
"Kæmpe kran!"
by Frejamudderfuccer October 2, 2016
mugGet the Kranmug.

Kran

Noun

1) a faucet
2) a Russian penis

Verb
1) to screw someone over
Have you heard that Misha has a tiny dirty kran?
Man I thought I was going to win, but that jerk kranned me in the end!
by SmushMaster January 23, 2018
mugGet the Kranmug.

Kran

One of the many revolting sounds emitted from the Rag Rappy species native to Ragol during its hot and (relatively) sweaty mating ritual consisting of:
1. Shake 'n' bake.
2. ???
3. Profit.
Rappy A: "Yes, yes, just a little lower, my love. <3"
Rappy B: "Kwee?"
Rappy A: "KRAN KRAN!"
by KranKranMan March 7, 2009
mugGet the Kranmug.

Kran

Minkey and Opters Pimp
Kran r 1337 for he is minkeys pimp
by Kran April 20, 2005
mugGet the Kranmug.

Kran dillanosis

A form of mental retardation which is passed down through the bloodline of a simple pre-humanoid subterranean family known as the Dillons, it is said that they are so backwards they are impressed by fire.
That keiron dilldo ked has a proper bad case of kran dillanosis, HAHA what a spacker
by Nathan 'Jesus' price-st December 22, 2019
mugGet the Kran dillanosismug.

Joshing your Kran

Dude Im just Joshing your Kran. dont get all but hurt.
by McGrady April 28, 2010
mugGet the Joshing your Kranmug.

Kran

Du er en kran ( you are ugly )
by Averybaby November 1, 2017
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