muffee

a person (usually male) that is hotter than the sun that is often loved by many girls.

"Did you see that muffee over there? He's so hot I love him."

by anonymous April 13, 2021

muffee

To Muffee someone is to steal all their pies.

Damnit, I got muffee'd again!

by Gammuk April 20, 2006

muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

Mufflered Fellatio

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

by susan0506 October 8, 2011

muffler monkey

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.

The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.

by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007

muffme

1. female from the ghetto
2. spends free time drinking and partying
3. spends free time bullying other girls
4. no class
5. sells bundles of hair from her car
6.cant get a man of her own so she steals someone elses

oh come on, not another muffme

by youthejokenow February 19, 2017

Muffler man

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

by Muffler man January 24, 2019