Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

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muffler monkey

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.

The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.

muffler monkey by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007

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muffme

1. female from the ghetto
2. spends free time drinking and partying
3. spends free time bullying other girls
4. no class
5. sells bundles of hair from her car
6.cant get a man of her own so she steals someone elses

oh come on, not another muffme

muffme by youthejokenow February 19, 2017

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Muffler man

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

Muffler man by Muffler man January 24, 2019

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