A form of mulling (over) a particularly difficult (or gruelling) decision, concept, or thought. Muelling is often but not exclusively performed by any person with the surname: Mueller, Moeller, Miller, Müller, and/or Möller. Muellers (not to be confused with the subset of all people with the surnames Mueller or Müller (disambiguation)) often exhibit the following symptoms while muelling: muttering under one's breath, feverished pacing, leaning head-first into walls or tall objects, muffled sobbing and/or gasping, and repetetive uttering of nonsensical words, phrases, or numbers aloud.
The root of the word can be traced back to when German millers (surname being Müller) would lead domesticated animals/hairy-ass-slaves (yes, both stresses of the phrase are correct) around a circular track, spinning a large stone wheel over a slab covered with grain to produce flour. As Milling is often considered the origin of the word mulling, it can be said that millers would mull while the mules "muled", leading to the true root "mule" (often misspelled as "muel"). Therefore, the most correct depiction (should) be of a mule laboriously turning a mill, sadly ignorant FUCKS just think about a fucking "mule pacing in its cell, as if in deep thought". Go figure.
The root of the word can be traced back to when German millers (surname being Müller) would lead domesticated animals/hairy-ass-slaves (yes, both stresses of the phrase are correct) around a circular track, spinning a large stone wheel over a slab covered with grain to produce flour. As Milling is often considered the origin of the word mulling, it can be said that millers would mull while the mules "muled", leading to the true root "mule" (often misspelled as "muel"). Therefore, the most correct depiction (should) be of a mule laboriously turning a mill, sadly ignorant FUCKS just think about a fucking "mule pacing in its cell, as if in deep thought". Go figure.
Alex was last seen muelling over potential ways to propose to his girlfriend.
Once, James mulled very hard. He was borderline muelling.
"Shiiit dawg, if you don't quit muelling soon, yo head will pop."
"I knew that Mueller muelled a lot, but this time I think he's gone too far."
"I muelled so much over which chick to bang last night, I got a migraine."
"How much mule could a Mueller muel,
If a Mueller could muel mule?"
Alex Mueller muelled furiously to meet the weird requirements of the content moderators. After long muelling into the night, his definition of "muelling" finally made it into urban dictionary.
Once, James mulled very hard. He was borderline muelling.
"Shiiit dawg, if you don't quit muelling soon, yo head will pop."
"I knew that Mueller muelled a lot, but this time I think he's gone too far."
"I muelled so much over which chick to bang last night, I got a migraine."
"How much mule could a Mueller muel,
If a Mueller could muel mule?"
Alex Mueller muelled furiously to meet the weird requirements of the content moderators. After long muelling into the night, his definition of "muelling" finally made it into urban dictionary.
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I've got a few grams left over and a couple of coins spare. How about you come over here are be my fart mule.
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A town in County Westmeath, in midlands Ireland. Home to the famous singer of the former band One Direction such as Niall Horan.
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Get the Mullingar mug.A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).
Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016
Get the beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer mug.Mulling is when you pretend to be a member of a crowd or a group of people, or if you pretend that something belongs to you. Mulling can be both in subjective and obective ways.
"Hey sveincheese, let's mull that group of chinese people!" or "I just mulled a guy so bad Stian, took a photo and everything. But unfortunately he mullbusted me!" and "I love mulling, it's like participing in the paraolympics"
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