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a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow.
wow, that heifer just killed batista by sitting on him!
by Willisdukeweatherford November 08, 2006
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
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1.A female cow who has not had any young yet.

2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.

3.A very heavy woman.
1."When is that heifer gonna make some babies?"

2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."

3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."
by A-Riv December 20, 2006
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a a heavy or fat woman (from a term referring to cow that has not given birth)
Some heifer came in and started talking shit about the project.
by The Return of Light Joker September 09, 2008
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really means pregnant cow but used to mean a fat person
Damn that girl is a heifer
by Liz*** March 30, 2006
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1.A young cow, especially one who hasn't given birth to a calf.

2.A large woman who is comparable with the size of a cow and sometimes even a house.

3.A woman, fat or skinny, who eats a lot of food.
1. Aww, look at that heifer it's so cute. I can't wait for it to have a calf!

2.That heifer can't fit in here, she'll take up the whole room.

3.Heifer gotta eat.
by k8thegreat January 12, 2012
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Used to mean pregnant cow. But is also an insult meaning fat woman.
My ex boyfriend is now in a relationship with a heifer.
by BanditTheGreat January 02, 2011
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