mellingitis

A disease that is characterized by sleeping all day, and sometimes drinking too much.

Person 1: God, that girl fucking sleeps all day.
Person 2: Maybe she has a case of mellingitis

by Porcelain Doll April 29, 2008

Mellinger

One who is generally acceptable in any social environment yet decides to sit lonely at home on Friday nights accompanied by cats and loneliness.

"Hey do you want to go out tonight?"

"Nah, I'm going to be a total Mellinger and chill with my cats tonight."

by marcus huanito May 25, 2012