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beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer 

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).
Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

The Mullingar Eyepatch 

When a person puts his scrotum on someone else's eyelid.
"Yo, what's up with the eye? You got mugged?"
"No, just balls of steel. Got The Mullingar Eyepatch last night."

Hercules Mulligan 

Somebody who's up in it, lovin' it, and they heard your mother say "Come Again"
Brah. Brah. I am Hercules Mulligan.

Hercules Mulligan 

The dude who fucked your all your horses and daughters just because. He gets drunk just because and screams in your fucking face just because.

Also gay as fuck for Laffayette
Daaammmn, Hercules Mulligan, you fucked my daughter and my horse.

messy mulligan

Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.
MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!
messy mulligan by realgamergrill February 13, 2021

Hercules Mulligan 

1. A really loud and unexpected sound, usually in a middle of a song
2. A spy on the inside
3. Tailors apprentice
4. Fuckboy
5. A person who doesn't need introduction
6. Gets the f**k back up
"Whoa that sure was a Hercules Mulligan!"
"I hired a Hercules Mulligan to spy on my enemies."
"I'm sewing pants, I'm actually a Hercules Mulligan
"He sure looks like a Hercules Mulligan"
Hercules Mulligan by LunKa March 2, 2017