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Obnoxiously asking for answers to questions that cannot be given as they are out of the group's control. Upon promptly being reminded of this fact, then doubling down on their question by obliviously reminding the group of how long of a drive they have, which is completely un-unique from a large portion of said group
Well there he goes melling again for the third time this morning ....
melling by Triton-King70 June 26, 2023
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See moolie (face definition), can also be used as adjective "mellinged", with numerous senses.
"If you pull a melling and the wind blows, you'll stay like that".

"Man you were hammered last night, you were absolutely mellinged. You were mellinging all over the place dude..."
melling by kriskringle100 May 18, 2006
Good bloke, funny, likes a curry, Presidential material, oh and a well endowed...
What a Melling, he'll be the 1958 Society President one day.
Melling by Jotham1976 July 4, 2017
Moulding together. In an great relationship holding each other tight. Hugging each other with passion.
I was Melling my wife last night!
The melling shall never be spoken of. He was first recorded in the 12th centuary as a hard working slave for the chinese empire. Later he escaped but only after decades of years in captivity. He also went through daily torture after he tried attempting to escape. This definatly changes a man. After he escaped he lived in the sibarian mountains. Legand says he became insane and wanted revenge on the people who brought him discomfort. Many decades later, 21 centuary infact, people to this day have stories of strange sounds and a feeling of someone watching them. 200 chinese people have gone missing in these mountains.
"The melling shall never be spoken of" - Japanese samurai
Melling by Thelegand269 November 19, 2019
**Melling (noun)**: A term describing a gay warrior from Thebes who embodies bravery, love, and passion. Melling represents a deep commitment to both personal identity and romantic affection, often engaging in acts of valor that celebrate love openly and unapologetically. He is characterized by his vibrant spirit, courage in expressing his emotions, and dedication to creating a world where love knows no boundaries.
As a proud Melling, he marched through the streets of Thebes, unapologetically waving the rainbow flag in celebration of his love and identity.
Melling by Realnobobydude January 10, 2025

Melling Hellcat 

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.
Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever