A form of mulling (over) a particularly difficult (or gruelling) decision, concept, or thought. Muelling is often but not exclusively performed by any
person with the surname: Mueller, Moeller, Miller, Müller, and/or Möller. Muellers (not to be confused with the subset of all
people with the surnames Mueller or Müller (disambiguation)) often exhibit the following symptoms while muelling: muttering under
one's breath, feverished pacing, leaning head-first into walls or
tall objects, muffled sobbing and/or gasping, and repetetive uttering of nonsensical words, phrases, or numbers aloud.
The root of the word can be traced back to when
German millers (surname being Müller) would lead domesticated animals/hairy-ass-slaves (yes, both stresses of the phrase are correct) around a circular
track, spinning a large stone wheel over a
slab covered with grain to produce flour. As Milling is often considered the origin of the word mulling, it can be said that millers would mull while the mules "muled", leading to the
true root "mule" (often misspelled as "muel"). Therefore, the most correct depiction (should) be of a mule laboriously turning a mill, sadly ignorant FUCKS just think about a
fucking "mule pacing in its cell, as if in deep thought". Go figure.
Alex was last seen muelling over potential ways to propose to his girlfriend.
Once, James mulled very hard. He was borderline muelling.
"Shiiit
dawg, if you don't quit muelling soon, yo head will pop."
"I knew that Mueller muelled a lot, but this time I think he's gone too far."
"I muelled so much over which chick to bang last night, I got a migraine."
"How much mule could a Mueller muel,
If a Mueller could muel mule?"
Alex Mueller muelled furiously to meet the weird requirements of the content moderators. After long muelling into the night, his definition of "muelling" finally made it into urban
dictionary.
