mturk

an online sweatshop that extremely lazy people make money on instead of getting a real job

my fat dad would rather make $1 an hour on mturk than get off of the computer and get a real job

by HankRutherfordPelenski July 16, 2016

murkhole

An amorphous/mystical/apocryphal orifice of the body into which various 'objects' may be inserted in disgust.

Highbert: Ah, dood, did you see Highland yesterday? He pissed Craiggers off and got it right in the murkhole.

by Hhhweidman April 25, 2009

Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

Lurking Murk

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

Murky Buckets

Means "many thanks", from the French "merci beaucoup"

A. Did you send that kit off?
B. Absolutely
A. Murky Buckets

by Scramjet2 March 5, 2012

murked

comes from "merc" (pronounced "murk") short for mercenary.

To be killed, murdered, or otherwise mercilessly and overwhelmingly defeated or put down. (well executed and without struggle, the way a pro mercenary would do it.)

Became popular in early 2000's. Also spelled "merc", "merk", and "merked."

"He murked that quarterback! No mercy. He ain't getting up from that one."

"Did you see that fight? He murked that boy with one hit!"

"Don't even think of challenging him, man. He'll murk you before you can even reload. You got no chance."

by sunadajae January 23, 2014

Murkedd

Twitch Streamer. Famous for variety gaming, variety sleeping and variety eating jelly beans. Hates everything other people love, like Halo, Chocolate, or having fun. Rhymes with "Scuffed", which is instead the definition of his streams.

"Did you watch Murkedd's stream yesterday?" "Yeah, I was banned 52 times in 2 hours and I witnessed the free hour of light his moderators had, so it was nice."

"What do you think of Murkedd?" "You mean my dad?"

by Italian Dan October 15, 2021