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Methnecks 

A group of strong, scraggly rednecks that are always jacked up on meth, similar to tweekers but with brute strength and yee yee tendencies. Most likely work in construction, landscaping, or almost always artificial turf installation
We were supposed to get our yard replaced with artificial turf but the company we hired sent a bunch of methnecks to install it and all they did was make weird noises and rub the turf against their face vigorously.
Methnecks by Fat Sharts January 14, 2020

mouthness 

The use of the mouth in an verbal sense
Is all that smart mouthness necessary

mouthlicker

the act of kissing using lots of tongue and unaware of your surroundings because of you are too busy making out
Mouthlicker: hi
evah: hello
*start making out*
mouthlicker by Armlicker November 20, 2013
Laying flat on your back, on some type of hard floor (such a a bathroom floor)with your legs straight up in the air, while you masturbate and spunk into your mouth. Usually the tounge is hanging out the entire time. Also known as "shooting a 3 pointer"
Yea, that kid on the basketball team was worshiped, until they found out he loved to "mouthjack"
mouthjack by Leslie Bopp August 4, 2006

mouthfuck 

Contrary to popular belief a mouthfuck is not another word for oral sex with a male genital although it is basically performed in a very similar manner.

When having oral sex, the passive partner generally inserts his penis into the mouth of the active partner who then again stimulates the penis via mouth and tongue for sexual excitement.

However, during a mouthfuck the usually active partner changes roles with the passive one who normally receives the blowjob.
The result is that the partner having the penis in his/her mouth remains passive (unlike during normal oral sex) while the partner inserting his penis actively rubs it in his partner's mouth, often very quickly for maximum sexual pleasure.
For even more excitement, the active partner can also hold the head of the passive partner and move it back and forth as if he would hold the waist of a female during intercourse in order to guarantee the continuous act.

Disadvantages of this variant of intercourse mainly concern the passive partner who can be seriously injured when both partners are not cautious. That is because the head and the mouth simply are not robust enough for this kind of action exposing the passive partner to dangers such as neck injuries or even the risk of suffocating. Especially if the active partner is strong, performs the act at a fast pace and additionally secures himself by holding the passive partner's head, the chances of an accident are very high.
The active partner actually being required to be active is also a big drawback of this sex variant as males typically enjoy a blowjob when relaxing and thus while being passive.

An important point is that a mouthfuck can be usually only performed actively by males. Strap-on mouthfucks are not very recommended as the chance of injuring the partner increases due to the (usually hard) plastic dildo.
"Antonia loves it when I give her a mouthfuck. But she doesn't moan because of her pleasure but because of the pain...and that turns me on even more." :D

"Did you know that Gary enjoys mouthfucks?"
"Jeez, what a gay ass"
"No no, with his girlfriend!"
"Oh... damn I wish I also had one to mouthfuck." :(
"Loser..." -.-

"Honey, what about trying something new this evening?"
"Oh God, I knew this moment would come sometime... what today? If it's anal, count me out!" :P
"err...yeah it was anal." -_-
"Well how about a mouthfuck? Isn't it as good as a... you know, intercourse in the ass, hmm?" :)
"How 'bout you mouthfuck yourself!?! I wanna buttfuck you right now!" :/
*leaves*
"Honey...?" :o
mouthfuck by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009

MouthFuck 

To hold the female's or male's (shemale's if wanted) head and fuck them in the mouth.
This is a "violent" kind of blowjob.
How to MouthFuck?
you hold the female or male (shemale if wanted) head and fuck theem in the mouth!
MouthFuck by and1z November 6, 2009