Methnecks

A group of strong, scraggly rednecks that are always jacked up on meth, similar to tweekers but with brute strength and yee yee tendencies. Most likely work in construction, landscaping, or almost always artificial turf installation

We were supposed to get our yard replaced with artificial turf but the company we hired sent a bunch of methnecks to install it and all they did was make weird noises and rub the turf against their face vigorously.

Methnecks by Fat Sharts January 14, 2020

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methneck

A redneck from Southwest Virginia that makes/uses crystal meth.

You see that guy?

The one with no teeth and 12 kids?

Yea, the methneck.

methneck by mtnxc December 21, 2010

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Related Words

methneck • Methness • methpecker

Mexnecks

Mexican Rednecks. Mexican immigrants who've been raised with rednecks and have adopted their redneckedness.

You Mexnecks are some rowdy sumbitches!

Mexnecks by L. Apachicano September 1, 2018

methpecker

When u get high and ur pecker will only get 3/4 to 1/4 hard. Also know as dope d*ck-

I got methpecker when was with this hot chick and couldn't get laid

methpecker by Muddydriveways May 15, 2017

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Methness

The actions, emotional state or a way to describe the time of someone on Methamphetamines.

5 minutes in sober people's time turns into 60 minutes because of methness.

Methness by SlightlyUnhinged6666 October 23, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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