methneck

A redneck from Southwest Virginia that makes/uses crystal meth.

You see that guy?

The one with no teeth and 12 kids?

Yea, the methneck.

by mtnxc December 21, 2010

Methnecks

A group of strong, scraggly rednecks that are always jacked up on meth, similar to tweekers but with brute strength and yee yee tendencies. Most likely work in construction, landscaping, or almost always artificial turf installation

We were supposed to get our yard replaced with artificial turf but the company we hired sent a bunch of methnecks to install it and all they did was make weird noises and rub the turf against their face vigorously.

by Fat Sharts January 14, 2020

methpecker

When u get high and ur pecker will only get 3/4 to 1/4 hard. Also know as dope d*ck-

I got methpecker when was with this hot chick and couldn't get laid

by Muddydriveways May 15, 2017