BulligerVerstand's definitions
Stupid bitches who apparently whine about anything in Call Of Duty 4 multiplayer, especially when something happened to them what is not of their personal benefit at all.
For example when they die by a gun or tactic which they consider cheap, they will start moaning in chat or voip.
The funny thing is though they won't be put off to use the same "cheap" gun/tactic for their own advantage and act as if it's no big deal afterwards. This is because they consider themselves to be entitled to do so since you just did it to them and this is all justified and whatnot...
In general, all these bitches want is a big greasy dick stuck between their shaven buttcheeks being fucked by it the whole night long.
But by moaning, they rather like to ruin the game for others than admit the fact that they love this kind of pervo stuff.
Below are several examples showing what things employed ingame usually make them tick off along with the fitting chat line dropped by them.
For example when they die by a gun or tactic which they consider cheap, they will start moaning in chat or voip.
The funny thing is though they won't be put off to use the same "cheap" gun/tactic for their own advantage and act as if it's no big deal afterwards. This is because they consider themselves to be entitled to do so since you just did it to them and this is all justified and whatnot...
In general, all these bitches want is a big greasy dick stuck between their shaven buttcheeks being fucked by it the whole night long.
But by moaning, they rather like to ruin the game for others than admit the fact that they love this kind of pervo stuff.
Below are several examples showing what things employed ingame usually make them tick off along with the fitting chat line dropped by them.
grenades: "wtf stoopid 3frags prk user...stop spam!!"
p90s: "motaffuking p90 spray noob"
flashbangs: "you lucky bastard"
juggernaut: "omg i hit u fag you hp cheater o.0"
martyrdom: "MARTYNOOOOOB!!!1!"
uav jammer: "uavjam noob... you scared or what"
grenade launchers: "noobtuber use a reel gun ffs"
last stand: "pls dont use ls its lame"
waiting: "fukkn campernoob thats all you can do...rushing you idiot ever heard of it?"
stuns: "omg I cant move...EXPLOITERERRR!!!"
airstrike: "ASSFAGGER AIRSTRIKE AT ROUNDSTART IS LAAAAMMMEEE"
jumping: "damn bunnyhopper id hav killd you without that redicciluos bonnyhuppin"
snipers: "stop camping with sniper and fight like a man"
helicopter: "wow kid got lucky making 7kills...die of cancer n000b -.-"
rpg: "stop shooting down my heli you soab"
upon confrontation: "what im not a whiner fffs quit your whining lamer >:O" (means: "what i want to say is i enjoy hard oily dicks fucking my ass...would you be so kind?")
p90s: "motaffuking p90 spray noob"
flashbangs: "you lucky bastard"
juggernaut: "omg i hit u fag you hp cheater o.0"
martyrdom: "MARTYNOOOOOB!!!1!"
uav jammer: "uavjam noob... you scared or what"
grenade launchers: "noobtuber use a reel gun ffs"
last stand: "pls dont use ls its lame"
waiting: "fukkn campernoob thats all you can do...rushing you idiot ever heard of it?"
stuns: "omg I cant move...EXPLOITERERRR!!!"
airstrike: "ASSFAGGER AIRSTRIKE AT ROUNDSTART IS LAAAAMMMEEE"
jumping: "damn bunnyhopper id hav killd you without that redicciluos bonnyhuppin"
snipers: "stop camping with sniper and fight like a man"
helicopter: "wow kid got lucky making 7kills...die of cancer n000b -.-"
rpg: "stop shooting down my heli you soab"
upon confrontation: "what im not a whiner fffs quit your whining lamer >:O" (means: "what i want to say is i enjoy hard oily dicks fucking my ass...would you be so kind?")
by BulligerVerstand April 8, 2009
Get the whinermug. by BulligerVerstand December 12, 2008
Get the daymug. the embodiment of "coolness"
Anderson Cooper is so cool, everytime CNN solely shows his face on the screen it's an expression of absolute professionalism making all other correspondents of the channel flinch and fear for their jobs.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, in a fight with Wolf Blitzer (Wolf Blitzer!!) he will instantly gain the upper hand just by standing there and posing the Cooper.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, the commercial promoting his show Anderson Cooper 360 doesn't even need off-screen commenting which explains when it's actually broadcasted.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, when he's reporting in an Iraqi war zone both insurgents and US Army won't fire a single shot because of his presence. Officers of both sides will usually order their squads to "coop up" to bridge this time of temporary rest.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, these sentences neither deny nor further endorse that because it goes without saying.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, in a fight with Wolf Blitzer (Wolf Blitzer!!) he will instantly gain the upper hand just by standing there and posing the Cooper.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, the commercial promoting his show Anderson Cooper 360 doesn't even need off-screen commenting which explains when it's actually broadcasted.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, when he's reporting in an Iraqi war zone both insurgents and US Army won't fire a single shot because of his presence. Officers of both sides will usually order their squads to "coop up" to bridge this time of temporary rest.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, these sentences neither deny nor further endorse that because it goes without saying.
by BulligerVerstand December 25, 2008
Get the Anderson Coopermug. Contrary to popular belief a mouthfuck is not another word for oral sex with a male genital although it is basically performed in a very similar manner.
When having oral sex, the passive partner generally inserts his penis into the mouth of the active partner who then again stimulates the penis via mouth and tongue for sexual excitement.
However, during a mouthfuck the usually active partner changes roles with the passive one who normally receives the blowjob.
The result is that the partner having the penis in his/her mouth remains passive (unlike during normal oral sex) while the partner inserting his penis actively rubs it in his partner's mouth, often very quickly for maximum sexual pleasure.
For even more excitement, the active partner can also hold the head of the passive partner and move it back and forth as if he would hold the waist of a female during intercourse in order to guarantee the continuous act.
Disadvantages of this variant of intercourse mainly concern the passive partner who can be seriously injured when both partners are not cautious. That is because the head and the mouth simply are not robust enough for this kind of action exposing the passive partner to dangers such as neck injuries or even the risk of suffocating. Especially if the active partner is strong, performs the act at a fast pace and additionally secures himself by holding the passive partner's head, the chances of an accident are very high.
The active partner actually being required to be active is also a big drawback of this sex variant as males typically enjoy a blowjob when relaxing and thus while being passive.
An important point is that a mouthfuck can be usually only performed actively by males. Strap-on mouthfucks are not very recommended as the chance of injuring the partner increases due to the (usually hard) plastic dildo.
When having oral sex, the passive partner generally inserts his penis into the mouth of the active partner who then again stimulates the penis via mouth and tongue for sexual excitement.
However, during a mouthfuck the usually active partner changes roles with the passive one who normally receives the blowjob.
The result is that the partner having the penis in his/her mouth remains passive (unlike during normal oral sex) while the partner inserting his penis actively rubs it in his partner's mouth, often very quickly for maximum sexual pleasure.
For even more excitement, the active partner can also hold the head of the passive partner and move it back and forth as if he would hold the waist of a female during intercourse in order to guarantee the continuous act.
Disadvantages of this variant of intercourse mainly concern the passive partner who can be seriously injured when both partners are not cautious. That is because the head and the mouth simply are not robust enough for this kind of action exposing the passive partner to dangers such as neck injuries or even the risk of suffocating. Especially if the active partner is strong, performs the act at a fast pace and additionally secures himself by holding the passive partner's head, the chances of an accident are very high.
The active partner actually being required to be active is also a big drawback of this sex variant as males typically enjoy a blowjob when relaxing and thus while being passive.
An important point is that a mouthfuck can be usually only performed actively by males. Strap-on mouthfucks are not very recommended as the chance of injuring the partner increases due to the (usually hard) plastic dildo.
"Antonia loves it when I give her a mouthfuck. But she doesn't moan because of her pleasure but because of the pain...and that turns me on even more." :D
"Did you know that Gary enjoys mouthfucks?"
"Jeez, what a gay ass"
"No no, with his girlfriend!"
"Oh... damn I wish I also had one to mouthfuck." :(
"Loser..." -.-
"Honey, what about trying something new this evening?"
"Oh God, I knew this moment would come sometime... what today? If it's anal, count me out!" :P
"err...yeah it was anal." -_-
"Well how about a mouthfuck? Isn't it as good as a... you know, intercourse in the ass, hmm?" :)
"How 'bout you mouthfuck yourself!?! I wanna buttfuck you right now!" :/
*leaves*
"Honey...?" :o
"Did you know that Gary enjoys mouthfucks?"
"Jeez, what a gay ass"
"No no, with his girlfriend!"
"Oh... damn I wish I also had one to mouthfuck." :(
"Loser..." -.-
"Honey, what about trying something new this evening?"
"Oh God, I knew this moment would come sometime... what today? If it's anal, count me out!" :P
"err...yeah it was anal." -_-
"Well how about a mouthfuck? Isn't it as good as a... you know, intercourse in the ass, hmm?" :)
"How 'bout you mouthfuck yourself!?! I wanna buttfuck you right now!" :/
*leaves*
"Honey...?" :o
by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009
Get the mouthfuckmug. usually refers to an attack helicopter but may also refer to any other combat aircraft, used in a military meaning only
"Yesterday morning, a US gunship hit a group of Iraqi militants and additionally killed four uninvolved civilians."
"Dave has told me that his father has been in the US Army for ten years serving as a gunship pilot."
"I really can't believe Anthony has been sitting in his Abrams the whole time trying to hit that gunship with the tank's main cannon that day in Battlefield 2."
"Dave has told me that his father has been in the US Army for ten years serving as a gunship pilot."
"I really can't believe Anthony has been sitting in his Abrams the whole time trying to hit that gunship with the tank's main cannon that day in Battlefield 2."
by BulligerVerstand December 12, 2008
Get the gunshipmug. The way of approaching a girl who you like/love/find attractive etc. but who on the other hand doesn't like you that much that consists of dating and sleeping with her best friend who then again finds you cute.
Provided that this procedure is chosen and hence properly put into action, the girl you admire will gradually confess to her error not dating with you and thus start dating with you due to the fact that she has gotten more or less jealous of her best friend who continuously tells her about herself being together with you and how great and pleasurable your date/sex/etc. is.
Granted that the plan is successful you have in fact killed two birds with one stone since you have slept with two women instead of *only* having slept with one and therefore have fully accomplished the primary objective.
Provided that this procedure is chosen and hence properly put into action, the girl you admire will gradually confess to her error not dating with you and thus start dating with you due to the fact that she has gotten more or less jealous of her best friend who continuously tells her about herself being together with you and how great and pleasurable your date/sex/etc. is.
Granted that the plan is successful you have in fact killed two birds with one stone since you have slept with two women instead of *only* having slept with one and therefore have fully accomplished the primary objective.
"I heard Max ariel sharonned Allie with her best friend, is that true?"
"I'm going to do the Ariel Sharon tactic on her. You'll see, I'll get her somehow."
Though potentially effective and overall easy to realize if the needed requirements like a girl worth to desire and her female friend in love with you are given, the Ariel Sharon tactic however does not serve the correct purpose for a man to conquer the woman he loves but rather stands for getting that women in an indirect and perhaps even crooked and illegitimate way. This is the case because the Ariel Sharon tactic might not always work out as planned and a man consequently might be stuck with the female friend for it hasn't had the desired effect on the admired girl. Also, the role of the female friend is in twilight for she can turn against the man after he has decided to date with his beloved girl only. If the worst comes to the worst he even might find himself abandoned in the end if the intention of his doing is accidentally revealed or the tactic simply fails.
At any rate, if the Ariel Sharon tactic is employed love matters not since the tactic aims at the man to score in any case.
In conclusion, people who have fallen in true love with a girl shouldn't operate by the tactic described above or, in other words, only if they regard it as a last resort to get the girl they desperately love. But even then it is considered ethically questionable and one should better try it the honest but possibly also ineffective way to get her.
"I'm going to do the Ariel Sharon tactic on her. You'll see, I'll get her somehow."
Though potentially effective and overall easy to realize if the needed requirements like a girl worth to desire and her female friend in love with you are given, the Ariel Sharon tactic however does not serve the correct purpose for a man to conquer the woman he loves but rather stands for getting that women in an indirect and perhaps even crooked and illegitimate way. This is the case because the Ariel Sharon tactic might not always work out as planned and a man consequently might be stuck with the female friend for it hasn't had the desired effect on the admired girl. Also, the role of the female friend is in twilight for she can turn against the man after he has decided to date with his beloved girl only. If the worst comes to the worst he even might find himself abandoned in the end if the intention of his doing is accidentally revealed or the tactic simply fails.
At any rate, if the Ariel Sharon tactic is employed love matters not since the tactic aims at the man to score in any case.
In conclusion, people who have fallen in true love with a girl shouldn't operate by the tactic described above or, in other words, only if they regard it as a last resort to get the girl they desperately love. But even then it is considered ethically questionable and one should better try it the honest but possibly also ineffective way to get her.
by BulligerVerstand December 15, 2008
Get the Ariel Sharon tacticmug. To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.
However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.
possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.
However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.
possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)
"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."
"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."
"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"
by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009
Get the rusty exhaust pipemug.