Monsturd

Any poop that's so big it rises up out of the water. Bonus points if it's one unbroken turd.

"Damn, that monsturd could eat Tokyo!"

by Buck Wong November 29, 2005

Monsturd

Monsturd, a portmanteau of monster and turd, is a 2003 "horror" Z movie, but with its poor lightning it could easily pass as 80's or even 70's movie. In the movie, Jack Schmidt escapes jail only to be shot by a police officer in the sewers later that day. However, Jack Schmidt falls in septic ooze created in a scientific experiment; a chemical reaction between the ooze and Jack's DNA occurs and he turns into a living pile of shit, a.k.a monsturd. The monsturd starts coming out from people's toilets and eating them in their bathrooms, leaving a shitty mess around.

This movie is a joke and by any means it's not supposed to be taken seriously. It mocks all the low budget horror movies. If you feel like watching a film about a man-eating shit monster, then go on.

I look like shit! I smell like shit! I feel like shit!

~ Jack Schmidt, Monsturd 2003

by Attic Dweller April 30, 2019

monsturd

A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be normal and even genuinely good.

Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.

Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event seem on the outside like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably being the most uniquely suited place for them.

by felixh November 25, 2016

monsturd

A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be even genuinely good.

Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.

Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event on the outside seem like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also one-sidedly protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably the most uniquely suited place for them.

by felixh November 25, 2016

monsterdonic

Word from southern ontario meaning larger than massive and just fucking huge

John has a monsterdonic penis!

Look at that guy he's monsterdonic!

by BigDaveJohnson December 23, 2017

Monsturry

It's like a furry, but instead of anthropomorphic animals, they enjoy monster (or non-human) characters, anthro or not, of which are neither quite human or animal-like in appearance. Preferences vary from person to person.

Person 1: Hey bro, I think it's safe to say I'm a Monsturry now.

Person 2: Ay bruh what the fuck is a Monsturry?

Person 1: I just really like monsters and nonhumans, dude

Person 2: Oh shit that sounds cool actually

by Mimuxus May 24, 2022

Monsterdew

monster energy drink and mountain dew combined to make a mega energy drink

Why do you have so much energy man? Dude, i just had monsterdew!

by I3igIVIik3 September 1, 2010