mouseketeer

act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus

Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis

All Mr. Jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.

by TinoFett June 09, 2006

Mouseketeer

When one decides to place a gerbil or other small mouse up their rectum, they become a "mouseketeer." Richard Gere was one of the orginal mouseketeers.

I don't travel to West Hollywood, but I'm guessing there are many famous mouseketeers living there.

Britney Spears was a mouseketeer - i'm just sayin'

by d-e-m November 26, 2009

The Three Mouseketeers

A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.

The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 18, 2019