Moussekateer 

A dark and shrouding ninja that strikes when you are least expected. On the Wiki's IRC, he prowls the the trivia to kill. He can be seen casually around with a smirk on his face and an arm on a woman's chest. Be warned, for He has the power to block your ass from coming anywhere near his RJackson meat.

WindPower: Yo, wut up, mah homie-G-doggie dawg with the foshizzle nizzle.
Moussekateer: Nothing much, just banning Newbs
*Pilk joined chat*
Wintergreen: Ohai, Mark.
Pilk: Hey, guys. Hey, Moussekateer... OH MY GOD, IT'S MOUSSEKATEER
Pilk: /buttsecks Moussekateer
Moussekateer: :(

Moussekateer by Wikianess January 18, 2011

The Three Mouseketeers 

A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.

The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!

The Three Mouseketeers by Dr Bunnygirl December 18, 2019

Mouseketeer 

When one decides to place a gerbil or other small mouse up their rectum, they become a "mouseketeer." Richard Gere was one of the orginal mouseketeers.

I don't travel to West Hollywood, but I'm guessing there are many famous mouseketeers living there.

Britney Spears was a mouseketeer - i'm just sayin'

Mouseketeer by d-e-m November 26, 2009

mouseketeer 

act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus

Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis

All Mr. Jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.

mouseketeer by TinoFett June 11, 2006