Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances

"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"

Musketeered by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

Three musketeered 

A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.

Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.

Three musketeered by Rekivile July 30, 2018

Musketeer

People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others

Investors in Tesla Motors.

Owners of Tesla cars.

People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.

Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.

Musketeer by captainquirk September 18, 2013

Three Musketeering 

Drawn from a group of English soliders calling themselves the Three Musketeers, whose motto was "All for one and one for all".

1. If caught engaging in questionable/illegal activities in a group, one person takes all the blame (one for all), and the others who were involved do their best to help him out with whatever consequences he may recieve (all for one).

2. The understanding that if everyone in a group of people breaking the law/doing things they're not supposed to gets caught, they will all claim to be the sole person responsable. (Each one person for all) This way, either none are punished because of the confusion, or all are punished equally. (All for one)

Hey, if we get caught smokin' this ganja, who's gonna be three musketeering?

Okay, if something goes wrong, we're three musketeering it. Everyone says it was all them.

Three Musketeering by i like to shake things up a bit May 25, 2006

3 musketeer sword fight

When a girl gives handjobs to three guys at once

I was in a 3 musketeer sword fight at the dance.

3 musketeer sword fight by Lashed November 19, 2016

Three Musketeers 

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

Three Musketeers by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

Three Musketeers 

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

Three Musketeers by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011