13 definitions by TinoFett
a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"
by TinoFett June 9, 2006
when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
by TinoFett June 9, 2006
defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
by TinoFett June 9, 2006
when standing behind a bent over female, using the nail-side of your thumb and index finger to spread the cheeks directly around the anus
by TinoFett June 9, 2006
engaging in violent doggy style sex with a large caucasian female while attempting to have her spell "good pig" on the wall with involuntarily thrown saliva
by TinoFett June 9, 2006
A disease of sexually obsessing over animated or live action magical female fairies. Females must posess short hair,slender bodies, large eyes, skimpy clothing and light feminine voices and wings; flying optional
Hi my name is Tom and I am a victim fairyphelia.
Rocco called Tino to co-star in a documentary about fairyphelia.
Since our health insurance is lapsed I can't take that boy to Applebee's after he sees the sequel to Ferngully because he's out of his fairyphelia medication.
Rocco called Tino to co-star in a documentary about fairyphelia.
Since our health insurance is lapsed I can't take that boy to Applebee's after he sees the sequel to Ferngully because he's out of his fairyphelia medication.
by TinoFett June 9, 2006
a female who is in a relationship with an ugly male for the sole purpose of showing her dominance to someone she would rather sleep with but is afraid of
by TinoFett June 9, 2006