TinoFett's definitions
act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus
Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis
Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the mouseketeermug. to start out as a promising, incredibly attractive red headed female, meet success and turn into an anorexic coke sniffing rude shadow of ones former self while having delusions of royalty
When i saw the red queen on the movie poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I went into a trancelike state and nearly killed myself trying to give myself fellatio
by TinoFett September 1, 2008
Get the Red queenmug. a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings
It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the similacmug. a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the cobra commandermug. when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the british breakfastmug. A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;
While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.
Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.
He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.
What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.
He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.
What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the junkyardmug. A disease of sexually obsessing over animated or live action magical female fairies. Females must posess short hair,slender bodies, large eyes, skimpy clothing and light feminine voices and wings; flying optional
Hi my name is Tom and I am a victim fairyphelia.
Rocco called Tino to co-star in a documentary about fairyphelia.
Since our health insurance is lapsed I can't take that boy to Applebee's after he sees the sequel to Ferngully because he's out of his fairyphelia medication.
Rocco called Tino to co-star in a documentary about fairyphelia.
Since our health insurance is lapsed I can't take that boy to Applebee's after he sees the sequel to Ferngully because he's out of his fairyphelia medication.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the fairypheliamug.