TinoFett's definitions

wishbone

when standing behind a bent over female, using the nail-side of your thumb and index finger to spread the cheeks directly around the anus

Lindsay loves a good wishbone while doing a line of coke

by TinoFett August 30, 2008

cobra commander

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Odo Chaser

a female who is in a relationship with an ugly male for the sole purpose of showing her dominance to someone she would rather sleep with but is afraid of

Once Jill hit puberty and shed her nerd cocoon she really became an Odo Chaser.

by TinoFett September 1, 2008

Red queen

to start out as a promising, incredibly attractive red headed female, meet success and turn into an anorexic coke sniffing rude shadow of ones former self while having delusions of royalty

When i saw the red queen on the movie poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I went into a trancelike state and nearly killed myself trying to give myself fellatio

by TinoFett September 1, 2008

british breakfast

defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

british breakfast

when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

wilbur slamming

engaging in violent doggy style sex with a large caucasian female while attempting to have her spell "good pig" on the wall with involuntarily thrown saliva

there's nothing like a night of law and order followed by wilbur slamming

by TinoFett June 11, 2006