Musketeer

People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others

Investors in Tesla Motors.

Owners of Tesla cars.

People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.

Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.

by captainquirk September 18, 2013

Musketeer

One of the (possibly 3) bitches on you.

Morphology: "Got 3 bitches on me like the 3 Musketeers"

"Ay man I got this Musketeer that won't stop snapping me"

by Sir Truman September 9, 2020

musketeer

a shot which includes one 3rd whiskey, vodka and jag.

bartender, "what can i get you guys"
girls, "we would like 3 musketeers"
bartender, "comming right up"

by mcollege October 26, 2010

Musketeer

An eco-friendly car brand made by The Three Musketeers.

"Telsa has GOT to be the best electric car brand ever."

"Is that right? Have you heard of Musketeer?"

"No."

"Then you don't have a life. Shut up and buy a Musketeer, the model called Mini-beast."

by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022

Musketeer Rat

Commonly Used to describe one's genital.

John: My Musketeer Rat is itchy, can you help me out please?
Mary: Sure!

by slaffytaffers October 19, 2009

Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.

I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.

by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018

musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.

Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.

by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020