mormanity 

Another word for mormanism, just a little offensive.

i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!

mormanity by Master Zula June 29, 2011

Wheel of Morality 

A bit from the 90's cartoon, Animaniacs.

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

Wheel of Morality by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

mortality fuck 

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.

After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.

mortality fuck by cb radio November 7, 2005

morality hangover 

The sickening feeling you get when you wake up after a party or otherwize crazy night. You feel okay until you suddenly remember what you did the night before. Except bedrest and pepto bismol wont fix this one. Questionable hookups, an unknown venue, random writing on your body, unexplained costumes, and a real hangover often accompany this. Most often your first words of the morning are "what the hell did I do last night?"

Hey that party was awesome last night! You hooked up with so many people! You were crazy.
-Tell me about. This morning I had the worst morality hangover when I woke up handcuffed to my dining room table wearing some other guys's boxers.

morality hangover by Kristina R September 18, 2008

Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom

Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.

Trailer Park Morality by Saiga12 May 9, 2011

Chronic Mortality 

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

Chronic Mortality by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

moronity 

1. The quality or condition of being moronic.
2. A moronic act, remark, or idea.

First rule of moronity:
Inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of morons in circulation.

moronity by Ryan Dawson February 6, 2006