Mormonity

the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult

Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!

Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.

by your BDSM friend December 5, 2011

Momonty

When one uses a feigned/foreign inflection. However this is different from an accent, as it is inflection alone and not pronunciation.

"My roommate studied abroad and now she thinks her slight momonty is so cool."

"My cousin lived in England for a year and now I notice that she has a momonty when saying certain phrases. "

by Rovert429 July 2, 2009

jorah mormont

Forever in the friend zone.

Wow, Mark, Alice treats you like Daenerys treats Jorah Mormont on Game Of Thrones.

That's good, right?

Not if you want to fuck her, it's not

by Night King August 9, 2017

Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

by broncogunner June 12, 2008

moronity

1. The quality or condition of being moronic.
2. A moronic act, remark, or idea.

First rule of moronity:
Inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of morons in circulation.

by Ryan Dawson February 6, 2006

Mormonistan

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.

1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!

by SillyTamilsTrixR4Kids July 9, 2010

moronicy

when something someone does is obtrusivly stupid. It is often preceded by the word "utter". This word comes from the word moron. It is basicly the same as stupidity only funnier to say.

person 1: "Im going to tease that wild rabid bear with huge claws and see if it catches me"

person 2: "WHAT!? that just utter moronicy!"

OR

The labour party's policies are just utter moronicy

by hoonstar July 24, 2009