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people who post definitions on this site based simply on experience and not even doing research on the most common uses of the term (which is especially prevalent with company names such as Home Depot, Gap and Walgreens)
Sometimes, the listings at urbandictionary.com are helpful in finding words that would be considered offensive in society, but the morons make finding legitimate definitions impossible.
morons by La Pala November 10, 2008
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Plural Noun. Deliberate mis-pronunciation of Mormons (The Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Saints, LDS). Accurately, albeit dishonestly, derrived from the name of an angel known to Joseph Smith, Moroni.
Don't answer the door, it's the god damn morons again.
morons by Slagathor April 21, 2004

Morons Inc. 

Company or a corporation run by morons. It's a place where people create rules and regulations because they're power tripping instead of actually making any real improvements to the company.
Tom: Dude, you won't believe what happened at work today?

Jimmy: What?
Tom: They blocked access to Facebook and bunch of other sites.
Jimmy: Morons Inc.
Morons Inc. by moronsinc June 30, 2016

morons today 

online radio program including such characters as the monkey in castlevania and general bob. the only remaining archive is available at doorknob.tk
morons today is hella tight word totally yeah awesome etc word hella word
morons today by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004

millville-morons 

A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville
When driving thru southjersey beware of them fucking millville-morons.
millville-morons by jpg3 August 14, 2011

you guys are morons 

When you want to tell multiple people that they are either wrong or their opinion sucks. Can also be used when you are frustrated by someone's stupidity.
Example 1
A: George Bush is the 30th president
B: No he is the 24th what are you talking about
C: You guys are morons

Example 2
A: OMG Blink 182 is teh best band evar!
B: I agree they are so hawt and their music is teh shit!!1
C: You guys are morons

Example 3
A: Myspace is the best website
B: Nono its Facebook your wrong!
C: You guys are morons
you guys are morons by pseudonyms August 24, 2008

League of Morons

The supposedly brilliant people who run our government who fuck everything up beyond belief.
Our current economic, political and military mess is an example of work of The League of Morons.

From Burn After Reading:

CIA Boss about complicated case involving murders, affairs,etc.:

"Report back to me when ... I don't know ... when it makes sense."

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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