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Morfanity

Same as Morgarity. A blend betweeen the words 'mormon' and 'profanity'
The use, in excess, of fake or made up profanity. Most commonly heard near mormons.
(Lorenzo drops coffee on lap)
What the flippin flammin cheezin hoopin Hollerin!
(An excessive use of morfanity)
by EnzoDa_Boss June 18, 2011
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Wheel of Morality

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
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Morefinity

An expression to describe a state of affection which is boundless, immeasurable and inexhaustible much greater/larger than infinity.
Boy - I love you
Girl - I love you more
Boy - I love you morefinity
by Pilalooooo August 2, 2016
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mortality fuck

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.
After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.
by cb radio November 7, 2005
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morality hangover

The sickening feeling you get when you wake up after a party or otherwize crazy night. You feel okay until you suddenly remember what you did the night before. Except bedrest and pepto bismol wont fix this one. Questionable hookups, an unknown venue, random writing on your body, unexplained costumes, and a real hangover often accompany this. Most often your first words of the morning are "what the hell did I do last night?"
Hey that party was awesome last night! You hooked up with so many people! You were crazy.
-Tell me about. This morning I had the worst morality hangover when I woke up handcuffed to my dining room table wearing some other guys's boxers.
by Kristina R September 18, 2008
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Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
by Saiga12 May 9, 2011
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Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.
I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.
by Fortcraft October 2, 2016
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