Morganese 

Within the "(Fear) The Walking Dead" TV universe;
Dialog characterized as being overly metaphorical and philosophical in a writers' attempt to convey an important life lesson, but failing in the process due to it being commonly perceived as pretentious and immersion breaking as it contrasts to how people actually talk in real life. Usually spoken by the character "Morgan" though occasionally found in the dialog of other characters also.

Examples of Morganese:
"I lose people, then I lose myself"
"No one's gone until they're gone, but when they're gone they're gone."
"Just so you know when I stay with people, I always stay, but I'm not planning to stay."

Morganese by John Fiddlesticks September 7, 2018

Morganese 

when you're too high and drunk to talk properly and slur all vowels.

I couldn't understand a word, she was speaking Morganese.

her:"Wheeeeeen IIIIII waaaas leeeeeaving IIIII fell."

Morganese by Detroit Sarah July 12, 2010

Morganese 

A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.

You: Hey, how was work today?

Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back

Morganese by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022

Morgane 

Someone who isn't afraid to be herself. She's extremely smart and will stick to her opinion. She is crazy, weird and funny. You will have a blast being her friend. She wont ever let you down and can be trusted with anything. She has unique beauty that cannot be compared easily. She is the best friend anyone could possibly have.

"Who's that crazy motherfucker over there laughing..?"

"That's my best friend Morgane"

Morgane by jackshotdoginmabun January 19, 2013

Morganed

Named after Derek Morgan From Criminal Minds. It describes how one can be rugby tackled to the ground from a sprint.

A:"You got Morganed!"
B: "Yep - that sure was an epic tackle!

Morganed by Chocolate Frog February 27, 2009

Morgane 

Morgane is an interesting girl. She often takes on adult responsibilities and can occasionally be quite commandeering when she wants to be. Overall, though, she is a very nice person to hang out with, and will always know a way to make you smile when you're sad. She can be quite inappropriate at times, which does slightly 'decrease her wealth' so to speak, but if you can deal with it ok then she's a great best friend. Most Morganes will be your friend for life, and as a girlfriend she is already going to be your future wife. Amazing to hang out with, and often nicknamed "Mog" by people close to her.

"Wow! Is that really your girlfriend! She looks nice"

"Yes, she's a Morgane type of girl"

Morgane by Don't you think I'm right May 9, 2021

J.P. Morganed 

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price

1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.

J.P. Morganed by Stephanie Cooper March 21, 2008