Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.
'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"
Males with the name “Moez” are known to be good looking and popular among their peers.
Harry Potter - Did you know Moez was at a party with me last night? I’m so lucky!
Albus Dumbledore - Dang hairy, you lucky af nigga.
Voldemort - Holy shit I’m actually jealous.