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If chaos was a person. Who's blood nicotine levels arise above the 99th percentile for the nation. He is a dog boy. You will never run out of things to talk about when talking to him. But nobody can ever be his best friend because his best friend is weed. Get you a moeez in your life.
"You're acting like a real 'moeez' today"
Moeez by user420vapenationred March 18, 2022
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Moeez • moeeze • mo-eezy • meezy • moez • meez • Moeen • meeza • Meezer • meezoid
Moeez is the sexiest nigga in the world

He pull the bitches
Hi Moeez your so handsome
He has a gigantic nose. Some say he is a bird, some say he is a genetic mutation. However, all can agree that Moeez can roast anything and everything in his way.
Whoa, did you see Moeez roast the shit out of Jasmine?
Moeez by TurbanDaddy911 March 15, 2017
a really bad hairdo or bad haircut.
Yo Momma's mopez is so crooked her barber doesn't know where to start.
mopez by foureyees July 7, 2011
What people from Washington D.C. call Maryland teenagers as an insult.
Im tired of these meezy ass kids on twitter posting videos of themselves smoking gas like they think they cute or suh'um
Meezy by Southeast_shawty August 6, 2017
A 14 Year Old that is one of the most well-known people in the HCF community, he has played for so long that he has benefitted from skills such as being able to invis raid, and to butterfly click with ease, basically winning all the time in a gamemode known as combo, he also very well known for being really good at clicking 6 CPS.
Meezoid - "I am in the base! Strength II"
Zigy - "I AM IN! I AM IN"
Intro - "WHEN I AM WITH YOU THERE IS NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE!"
meezoid by StayBlue April 19, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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