Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.
'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to herthough, but no one must ever know of this"
Harry Potter - Did you know Moez was at a party with me last night? I’m so lucky!
Albus Dumbledore - Dang hairy, you lucky af nigga.
Voldemort - Holy shit I’m actually jealous.