monstard

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A cross between monster and retard.

Your dog is being a monstard

monstard by Saber805 March 7, 2025

monsterdonic

Word from southern ontario meaning larger than massive and just fucking huge

John has a monsterdonic penis!

Look at that guy he's monsterdonic!

monsterdonic by BigDaveJohnson December 23, 2017

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Related Words

monstard • mongtard • monstar • Monsturd • montard • monotard • monsterdonk • Manstard • Moistard • mongtardary

Monsturd

Any poop that's so big it rises up out of the water. Bonus points if it's one unbroken turd.

"Damn, that monsturd could eat Tokyo!"

Monsturd by Buck Wong November 29, 2005

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monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

monstar by Jessica November 24, 2003

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Monsterdew

monster energy drink and mountain dew combined to make a mega energy drink

Why do you have so much energy man? Dude, i just had monsterdew!

Monsterdew by I3igIVIik3 September 1, 2010

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mongtard

A combination of "Mong", (meaning a total idiot) and "Retard". General useage as an insult.

1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!

mongtard by SpasmicPuppy January 19, 2004

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Manstard

Semen (food item play on word)

She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...

Manstard by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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