moosepoo 

When you play rocket league and someone steals the ball in a heartbeat to be the ball hog of the game

You are a moosepoo, be a good sport

moosepoo by LegendaryDowns February 6, 2021

moosehoops

Slang for rims. The visible and shiny part of a wheel that supports a vehicle's tires.

Yoooo dude I just copped this sick all black brand new Audi. You know that means I gotta murder it out with some ill moosehoops!

When I drive by you'll know because my 22 inch moosehoops will be spinning.

Wash those muddy ass moosehoops son!

You're such a moosehoop.

moosehoops by Fact June 19, 2011

moosepon 

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.

-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.

moosepon by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.

1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

moosewood 

A massive erection. The term implies the type of erection that is found mid-blowjob.

Ex 1. Yo, I woke up this morning and I was sporting some moosewood, so I jacked off immediately.

Ex 2. Dude, when that girl was grinding with me, I couldn't contain my moosewood.

moosewood by Don Knowles January 4, 2008

welcome to mooseport

after hitting a moose with your vehicle the subject proceeds to anally rape the still warm and twitching dead moose corpse, till climax.

"dude i pulled a welcome to mooseport last night on route 7"

welcome to mooseport by bean dip August 20, 2006

Mooselookmeguntic 

Old Soviet rifle that upstart gunsmiths like to practice on and modify.

Did you see the mag wheels and fuzzy dice that Nate put on that Mooselookmeguntic rifle ?!?

Mooselookmeguntic by Bigbrothathunda!!! May 20, 2020