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sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)
Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

MooseOperator 

A person who larps about everything, ALL the time.
Oh that guy's a MooseOperator, don't believe anything he says.
MooseOperator by makermoney January 13, 2022

moose power

What you say when you see big Dodge Ram with toe mirrors

Mooseperson 

My friend Tyson is a Mooseperson, but he's my mooseperson!

moosedowner 

someone who has a history of forcing retarded people into sex.
that is the third time hes screwed that girl with downsyndrome he is offically a moosedowner.

Mooselover 

I was looking for a mooselover. But all I can find was baby bears in the woods .
Mooselover by TheRedKing19 May 30, 2018