Definitions by dolfan4433

moosepon 

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.

-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.

moosepon by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010