moosepop

A single cupped hand smack right across the top of the head

My brother was annoying me, so I made him bug off with a quick moosepop.

moosepop by Garrett J June 3, 2007

MooseOperator 

A person who larps about everything, ALL the time.

Oh that guy's a MooseOperator, don't believe anything he says.

MooseOperator by makermoney January 13, 2022

moosepon 

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.

-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.

moosepon by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

MoosePuppy 

A mix of a moose and a puppy. Often wild and very vicious.Has the head and body of a puppy, with the antlers and front hooves of a moose. Often found in Canada and Alaska. When a lonely Canadian couple wanted a pet that represented their country, but also didn't take up as much room as a moose. So they bred a moose and a puppy. MoosePuppies can come in many different breeds, but they mostly appear as Irish Setters.

So you want a pet, eh?
Yeah, but we don't feel like getting a moose, ya know?
Yeah, how 'bout a moosepuppy, eh?
Thank ya!

MoosePuppy by LadyBOOBOO March 11, 2011

Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.

1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

welcome to mooseport

after hitting a moose with your vehicle the subject proceeds to anally rape the still warm and twitching dead moose corpse, till climax.

"dude i pulled a welcome to mooseport last night on route 7"

welcome to mooseport by bean dip August 20, 2006

moosepoo 

When you play rocket league and someone steals the ball in a heartbeat to be the ball hog of the game

You are a moosepoo, be a good sport

moosepoo by LegendaryDowns February 6, 2021