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moosehoof 

Moosehoof is the same thing as cameltoe, Moosehoof is a cameltoe that is too large to be a cameltoe and it has the appearance of a moose's hoof. There is usually sweat inbetween where the "toes" meet. Moosehoof is most commonly seen on fat chicks in sweat pants.
"Thats fat slut's cameltoe was poppin outta her panties, its more like moosehooof. damn that bitch was nast.
moosehoof by SAmm January 12, 2004
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moosehoof 

Same as Mooseknuckle or Cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!
Did you see the moosehoof on that broad?
moosehoof by Anonymous June 9, 2003

moosehoops

Slang for rims. The visible and shiny part of a wheel that supports a vehicle's tires.
Yoooo dude I just copped this sick all black brand new Audi. You know that means I gotta murder it out with some ill moosehoops!

When I drive by you'll know because my 22 inch moosehoops will be spinning.

Wash those muddy ass moosehoops son!

You're such a moosehoop.
moosehoops by Fact June 19, 2011

moosehole 

(noun)The big brown eye that everyone has on their posterior a little up from the legs.
Don't stick that in your moosehole, it will hurt and surely get stuck.
moosehole by EHJ September 7, 2008

Mooseconflappers 

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.
Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!
Mooseconflappers by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009
Secret organization. Modern branch of the chinese triad.
Issued from Black Flags from South China and Vietnam (Black Flags issuing from Tai Ping). Known to have its origin in Hong-Kong, then spread out around the world. Main activity in Casino gambling investments.
February 1st, 2008 - Macao. 2:00 AM : ***** sat down to play alongside Mr. Kham to his last HK$500. Mr. Kham suggested baccarat. **** reluctantly agreed. One table was full and one table was empty. Mr. Kham chose the empty table with the exclamation, "I'm feeling like I'm a Mooshoo gambler!"
Mooshoo by King of Gambler March 25, 2008
Your most loved person to you and can be used in any meaning for best friends to lovely mom
Your my mooshoo
Mooshoo by Childish weirdo 34 February 12, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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