moosepon 

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.

-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.

moosepon by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

Mooseconflappers 

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.

Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!

Mooseconflappers by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009

Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.

1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

welcome to mooseport

after hitting a moose with your vehicle the subject proceeds to anally rape the still warm and twitching dead moose corpse, till climax.

"dude i pulled a welcome to mooseport last night on route 7"

welcome to mooseport by bean dip August 20, 2006

moosepoo 

When you play rocket league and someone steals the ball in a heartbeat to be the ball hog of the game

You are a moosepoo, be a good sport

moosepoo by LegendaryDowns February 6, 2021

return to mooseport 

sometimes referred to as the bullwinkle; returning to the site of the moose previously anally raped the subject begins to anally rape the moose again only to have his dick bit by a opossum which was living inside the dead moose corpses anal cavity

how about a return to mooseport

return to mooseport by bean dip August 20, 2006

moosepop

A single cupped hand smack right across the top of the head

My brother was annoying me, so I made him bug off with a quick moosepop.

moosepop by Garrett J June 3, 2007