moosewood 

A massive erection. The term implies the type of erection that is found mid-blowjob.

Ex 1. Yo, I woke up this morning and I was sporting some moosewood, so I jacked off immediately.

Ex 2. Dude, when that girl was grinding with me, I couldn't contain my moosewood.

moosewood by Don Knowles January 4, 2008

moosehoops

Slang for rims. The visible and shiny part of a wheel that supports a vehicle's tires.

Yoooo dude I just copped this sick all black brand new Audi. You know that means I gotta murder it out with some ill moosehoops!

When I drive by you'll know because my 22 inch moosehoops will be spinning.

Wash those muddy ass moosehoops son!

You're such a moosehoop.

moosehoops by Fact June 19, 2011

Mooseclood 

Pronounced MOUSE-CLUED

There is no correct use for this word, it fits into almost every sentence.

" Hey, look at that quadriplegic man, he has all the money! GET BACK HERE YOU MOUSECLOOD! "

" Wow, that semi-retarded 90 year old plumber's Ferrari has a new mooseclood texture. "

Mooseclood by Mr. Tien March 15, 2017

moosepoo 

When you play rocket league and someone steals the ball in a heartbeat to be the ball hog of the game

You are a moosepoo, be a good sport

moosepoo by LegendaryDowns February 6, 2021

Mooselookmeguntic 

Old Soviet rifle that upstart gunsmiths like to practice on and modify.

Did you see the mag wheels and fuzzy dice that Nate put on that Mooselookmeguntic rifle ?!?

Mooselookmeguntic by Bigbrothathunda!!! May 20, 2020

moosehoof 

Moosehoof is the same thing as cameltoe, Moosehoof is a cameltoe that is too large to be a cameltoe and it has the appearance of a moose's hoof. There is usually sweat inbetween where the "toes" meet. Moosehoof is most commonly seen on fat chicks in sweat pants.

"Thats fat slut's cameltoe was poppin outta her panties, its more like moosehooof. damn that bitch was nast.

moosehoof by SAmm January 12, 2004

moosehoof 

Same as Mooseknuckle or Cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!

Did you see the moosehoof on that broad?

moosehoof by Anonymous June 9, 2003