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A massive erection. The term implies the type of erection that is found mid-blowjob.

Ex 1. Yo, I woke up this morning and I was sporting some moosewood, so I jacked off immediately.

Ex 2. Dude, when that girl was grinding with me, I couldn't contain my moosewood.

moosewood by Don Knowles January 4, 2008

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moosehoops

Slang for rims. The visible and shiny part of a wheel that supports a vehicle's tires.

Yoooo dude I just copped this sick all black brand new Audi. You know that means I gotta murder it out with some ill moosehoops!

When I drive by you'll know because my 22 inch moosehoops will be spinning.

Wash those muddy ass moosehoops son!

You're such a moosehoop.

moosehoops by Fact June 19, 2011

Related Words

moosewood • moose noodle • moosehoof • molewood • Mooseclood • Moosecoose • moosehoops • Mooselookmeguntic • moosepoo • Moowoo'd

Mooseclood

Pronounced MOUSE-CLUED

There is no correct use for this word, it fits into almost every sentence.

" Hey, look at that quadriplegic man, he has all the money! GET BACK HERE YOU MOUSECLOOD! "

" Wow, that semi-retarded 90 year old plumber's Ferrari has a new mooseclood texture. "

Mooseclood by Mr. Tien March 15, 2017

moosepoo

When you play rocket league and someone steals the ball in a heartbeat to be the ball hog of the game

You are a moosepoo, be a good sport

moosepoo by LegendaryDowns February 6, 2021

Mooselookmeguntic

Old Soviet rifle that upstart gunsmiths like to practice on and modify.

Did you see the mag wheels and fuzzy dice that Nate put on that Mooselookmeguntic rifle ?!?

Mooselookmeguntic by Bigbrothathunda!!! May 20, 2020

moosehoof

Moosehoof is the same thing as cameltoe, Moosehoof is a cameltoe that is too large to be a cameltoe and it has the appearance of a moose's hoof. There is usually sweat inbetween where the "toes" meet. Moosehoof is most commonly seen on fat chicks in sweat pants.

"Thats fat slut's cameltoe was poppin outta her panties, its more like moosehooof. damn that bitch was nast.

moosehoof by SAmm January 12, 2004

moosehoof

Same as Mooseknuckle or Cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!

Did you see the moosehoof on that broad?

moosehoof by Anonymous June 9, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026