mooselick 

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.

Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!

mooselick by M Scott July 11, 2006

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

Moonlick 

One of the many ways to drink a tequila shot. First you lick your partners neck then you put some salt on the wet spot and your partner holds a slice of lemon between their lips. The way to drink the shot is normal. First you lick the salt then you take the shot then you bite the lemon while kissing your partner.

Arie: Hay Jason, let's have a shot of tequila.

Jason: Only if we do the Moonlick.

Moonlick by FruityZA September 13, 2017

Mooselimb 

An phonetic spelling of Muslim. Taken from the way English-speaking Arabs pronounce "Muslim", i.e. "Mooselimb"

Our Mooselimb brothers and sisters in Iran are peace loving

Mooselimb by liberconservative July 4, 2008

Mooselini 

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.

Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.

Mooselini by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester 

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

Moosecock 

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock

"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"

Moosecock by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009