moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004

moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

Mooseticle

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

Moosecock

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock

"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"

by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009

Moondick

moon⋅dik

- noun

1. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

"Wow, did you see Jimmy this morning? Instead of brushing his teeth, he smoked a menthol. What a moondick!"

by McChopper March 22, 2009