Mooselini

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.

Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Mooselini

Petty dictator quitter from a sparsely populated state that spreads slander on Fox News.

Mooselini rules over her little world where Jesus rode dinosaurs.

by Hiker Daddy October 27, 2010

Mooselini

A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.

Governor Mooselini today fired yet another agency chief for daring to question her policies.

by steverino247 October 28, 2008

Mooselini

A huge hulk of an Italian dictator whose sheer height and mass intimidated his subjects into complying with his unreasonable directives.

As big and heavy as Mooselini was, it may have hindered him from moving around very fast or frequently, and so perhaps he needed a number of slighter-figured henchmen to scurry about the land and enforce his oppressive rules.

by QuacksO November 21, 2022

Mooselimb

An phonetic spelling of Muslim. Taken from the way English-speaking Arabs pronounce "Muslim", i.e. "Mooselimb"

Our Mooselimb brothers and sisters in Iran are peace loving

by liberconservative July 4, 2008

Mooselflies

A random occurrence (typically within the realms of Europe) when a being of immense ignorance and who is unable to stop whining is incarnated and proceeds to whine about the most trivial things until their demise. This person is referred to as a 'Mooselflies'. Mooselflies, being similar to humans, have the same lifespan as a human and are typically somewhat close in appearance. One thing to note is that Mooselflies often appear much more hideous than even the most repulsive humans.

Person: Wow, that wasn't a very smart thing to do, sir.
A Mooselflies: Shut up! You're such a bully...
Person: Okay...you are one giant Mooselflies tbh.

by CJ_Soviet June 12, 2009

Mooseland

Canada; the country north of the United States in North America. CANADA!

The new kid is from Mooseland, did you hear?

by DESIREE LOVES CLAY AIKEN!!! March 12, 2008