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montessori's revenge

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.
The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.
montessori's revenge by TooSick4U December 18, 2011

muntress 

Australian slang. A matress which someone has munted (vomited) on. Muntress can also include sweat, piss and pool water.
Omg, Em just munted on that matress!
Someone put that muntress outside, it reeks!
muntress by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008

montessa 

Very rare. If you’ve met her consider yourself very blessed. She’s something like a unicorn, magical, beautiful and majestic. Loyal, hard loving and someone you’ll never forget.
Have you ever met Montessa? “You mean they’re real? 😱

matressable 

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.
Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!
matressable by Midami June 9, 2005

montessori 

Name of Italian woman doctor and anthropologist who studied children's behavior for the first half of the 20th century. She developed an educational system that allows children to learn and experience the world with the goal of being a thoughtful, contributing member of society. Often called "cosmic education" because of its well-rounded approach. Very often misunderstood in the USA because teacher-led classrooms are in direct opposition to Montessori's student-led method of learning.
That Montessori school has it going on: geography, practical life, grace and courtesy, a garden, and those kids can read, write, and do math!!
montessori by Montessori Mama September 2, 2005
The most loving person there is. Bad attitude sometimes but deep down inside the best most goofiest and sweetest person you ever met.
Omg look at Montrea !
Montrea by Poochie December 21, 2016