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muntress 

An amalgamation between a "munter" (see munter) and a mattress.
Usually a large individual that should know their limits, and comedic for all the wrong reasons.
"Muntress is at it again..."
muntress by Dante May 8, 2004
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mentress 

Franca is my mentress
mentress by avdfvareg August 25, 2017

mentress 

a female mentor.

a lady who inspires people
Franca is my mentress. She inspires me so much
mentress by avdfvareg August 25, 2017
A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.
We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress
mantress by rawrmonster February 3, 2009
Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!
mantress by joseph gordon April 16, 2008
The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.
The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed
Mantress by North&J June 12, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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