mantress

A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.

We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress

by rawrmonster February 3, 2009

Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!

by joseph gordon April 16, 2008

Mantress

The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.

The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed

by North&J April 13, 2016

Bored in her marriage, Sara took up with her mantress for comfort.

by Sarafg December 14, 2011

Human person come mattress.

A human person that sleeps all day instead of partying with the crew.

While I was having the time of my life on holidays my friend was happier to be a mantress

by Wilfma June 15, 2009

A sexy peace of man that takes care of your wife's if you don't take care of them

Her mantress drings her wine makes her nice things and brings her Chinese food.

by Iceman57 January 29, 2018

A man who spends so much time in bed, usually to avoid work or everyday tasks, he becomes half man half mattress.

He’s been in bed so long now he’s a mantress

by Spitshine McGee November 23, 2022