A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.
We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress
by rawrmonster February 3, 2009
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Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!
by joseph gordon April 16, 2008
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The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.
The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed
by North&J April 13, 2016
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Bored in her marriage, Sara took up with her mantress for comfort.
by Sarafg December 14, 2011
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Human person come mattress.

A human person that sleeps all day instead of partying with the crew.
While I was having the time of my life on holidays my friend was happier to be a mantress
by Wilfma June 15, 2009
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A Mantress is someone who spends most of their time in bed. Half man half mattress. This person sleeps, eats and often smokes in bed. If you do the above you become mattressed.
by North&J April 13, 2016
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A sexy peace of man that takes care of your wife's if you don't take care of them
Her mantress drings her wine makes her nice things and brings her Chinese food.
by Iceman57 January 29, 2018
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