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"That bottle is monstro!"

"Shut up bitch. I got a monstro headache."
monstro by Latwan Gold October 7, 2003
Words you can keep

monsieur monstro 

A muthafuckin badass geniusly crazy artist.
He's tryna keep art alive, and he's dying. Such a monsieur monstro. Lets make art great again.

Menstrosity 

Noun.
A girl who is PMSing and/or being a total bitch. Whining, complaining, and crazy emotional outburts are all traits of a menstrosity
Babe: Did you hear Jillian screaming and ranting about how unfair life is?

Greg: Yeah, she was being a total menstrosity.
Menstrosity by Bambino624 December 16, 2008

monstricide 

A form of revenge porn in which deplorable individuals such as child groomers, human traffickers, and animal abusers are reported to the police or in some cases killed. The term “monstricide” was coined by the YouTuber mamamax who has become infamous for exposing numerous pedophiles and more recently animal abusers.
Guy 1: “dude, are you into monstricide?”
Guy 2: “hell yeah man, fuck the pedos

Montrose Effect 

The Montrose, Akron, Ohio variation of what happens when a Taco Bell or similar low grade chain restaurant appears on empty farmland, immediately followed by dozens of additional chain restaurants and poorly planned strip malls. The result is a traffic clusterfuck on top of a social black hole, on top of an environmental disaster, known in any other place as suburban sprawl.
In every city I visit, there is at least one stretch of highway full of big box stores and crappy chain restaurants--a sure sign that the Montrose Effect has taken place.
Montrose Effect by Rubber J July 27, 2010

Monstropal 

Completely or utterly destroying all in ones way.
Im going to monstropal that bitches vagina
Monstropal by SpiderShady September 17, 2010

monstrodka-lemonodka 

A thirst quenching alcoholic juice drank in huge quantities on Friday and Saturday and sometimes on Sunday. Monstrodka-lemonodka consists of 2.5 large shots of vodka in a pint glass half filled with ice and topped with Monster Zero or Monster Ultra, the white one, and sometimes the orange one and, most importantly, with a large lemonade top.

If you do not get the measurements of monstrodka-lemonodka right or the ratio of juice to ice, you will be banished back into the kitchen to make monstrodka-lemonodka from scratch until you get it right.
There are a few variations on the classic Monstrodka-lemonodka. Most popular ones include Liltotka-lemonodka (if you've ran out of monster), Monstrodka-spritetodka (if you've ran out of lemonade), Fantotka-lemonodka (not recommended).
" Hey it's Friday, it's Monstrodka-lemonodka time".

"I will have one Monstrodka-lemonodka please".
"This Monstrodka-lemonodka is kicking my arse right now!"
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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