A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution
Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.
by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008
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Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.
by Pythagorus Nelson IV November 15, 2007
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An Uber sized unshapely Hooker Wannabe that could not sell or even give her vagina away for sexual profit or charity,
i.e That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , as well as her ass crack is contentiously in plane sight.
That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , That Monstrostitute ass crack is so massive and is contentiously dripping out the back of her shorts
by Jaynonamus May 31, 2018
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