Monstrostitty 

A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.

I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.

Monstrostitty by deldelacroix September 25, 2007

Monstrocititty

A word used to reference a female(or male) with breast so large that they induce breathless awe.

Holy crap, check out the monstrocititty over there on bar stool!!!!

Monstrocititty by Big Limp'n and Jaun Ballo January 13, 2007

Monstrosity 

One of the best "real" words in the English language.

A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.

What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*

Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

Bob: What is he building?

Me: A monstrosity. :)

Monstrosity by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010

Monstrostitute 

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution

Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.

Monstrostitute by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008

Hideous Monstrosity 

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

Hideous Monstrosity by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

monstrostitute 

a sorostitute of inordinate size.

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.

monstrostitute by Pythagorus Nelson IV December 12, 2007

cock monstrosity 

a male member that is mammoth in both girth and length.

her pussy gotbeaten to death by that cock monstrosity!!

cock monstrosity by D Sanchez May 13, 2005